Post by Asagi on Aug 12, 2005 8:47:00 GMT -5
1. Buy REALLY big boots.
2. Send him to the prehistoric days and set him in the path of a T-Rex.
3. Shrink him and then forget that you ever did shrink him.
4. Accidentally drop the piano from the 10th floor and make sure it hits Jaken.
5. Tell him that he is worth less than Myouga when the flea runs away.
6. Move the furniture. He'll get lost under the couch.
7. Run him over with a bulldozer and lay him just outside one's entryway. People walking in and out will find that he makes a surprisingly good mat for stomping the dirt off one's shoe on.
8. Enter him in a race (competing against demons, humans on foot or on horseback). Depending on the number of laps there are he's sure to be trampled at least once.
9. Dress him up as a trampoline and sell him at a sports store. I tried selling him at Toys-R-Us once, but they refused saying that he would scare away all the kids.
10. Jump of a cliff and use him to break your fall.
11. Cut down a tree and make sure it lands on Jaken.
12. Ask Kaede if you could have one of those rossaries that she put on Inuyasha, and put it on Jaken, and torture him by saying "DIE'' every two seconds.
13. Use his head as a chair.
14. Tell Sesshoumaru Jaken said his tail made him sexy.
15. Put him the a room filled with Inuyasha fangirls and tell them he called Inuyasha ugly.
16. Put him in a room filled with Sesshoumaru fangirls and tell them he called Sesshoumaru ugly.
17. Tell Kagome he called her fat.
18. If Jaken runs around babbling about Inuyasha, grab his staff away from him and bash him to the ground with it.
19. If he runs around because something's on his face like in the first movie, then stomp your foot clearly into his face.
20. Grab the Staff of Heads and yell "Ooh what happens if I..." and use it to set Jaken's head on fire. Then...put it out
2. Send him to the prehistoric days and set him in the path of a T-Rex.
3. Shrink him and then forget that you ever did shrink him.
4. Accidentally drop the piano from the 10th floor and make sure it hits Jaken.
5. Tell him that he is worth less than Myouga when the flea runs away.
6. Move the furniture. He'll get lost under the couch.
7. Run him over with a bulldozer and lay him just outside one's entryway. People walking in and out will find that he makes a surprisingly good mat for stomping the dirt off one's shoe on.
8. Enter him in a race (competing against demons, humans on foot or on horseback). Depending on the number of laps there are he's sure to be trampled at least once.
9. Dress him up as a trampoline and sell him at a sports store. I tried selling him at Toys-R-Us once, but they refused saying that he would scare away all the kids.
10. Jump of a cliff and use him to break your fall.
11. Cut down a tree and make sure it lands on Jaken.
12. Ask Kaede if you could have one of those rossaries that she put on Inuyasha, and put it on Jaken, and torture him by saying "DIE'' every two seconds.
13. Use his head as a chair.
14. Tell Sesshoumaru Jaken said his tail made him sexy.
15. Put him the a room filled with Inuyasha fangirls and tell them he called Inuyasha ugly.
16. Put him in a room filled with Sesshoumaru fangirls and tell them he called Sesshoumaru ugly.
17. Tell Kagome he called her fat.
18. If Jaken runs around babbling about Inuyasha, grab his staff away from him and bash him to the ground with it.
19. If he runs around because something's on his face like in the first movie, then stomp your foot clearly into his face.
20. Grab the Staff of Heads and yell "Ooh what happens if I..." and use it to set Jaken's head on fire. Then...put it out
